幽默的英语哲理名言
1.love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 恋情就象照片，须要大批的暗房时光来培育。
2.love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught. 要居心去爱你的街坊，不过不要让她的老公晓得。
3.money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信誉卡。
4.never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等来日交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
5.one flower does not make a spring一花独放不是春。
6.you don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!你不是因为她的漂亮而爱她，而她却由于你的爱而俏丽。
7.your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. “当初的.幻想决议着你的未来”，所以仍是再睡一会吧。
8.success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 胜利是一个相关名词，他会给你带来良多不相干的亲戚。
9.the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪慧起来。
10.there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应当有更好的方法开端新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
11.when two‘s company, three‘s the result! 两个人的状况是不稳固的，三个人才是！
12.where there is a life,there is a way.有志者事竟成。
13.work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
14.a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 衣饰就象铁丝，它禁止你冒然举动但并不妨害你纵情的观看。
15.a friend in need is a friend indeed.患难见真知。
16.children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
17.every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快活的独身汉早晚也会结婚，幸福不是永恒的嘛。
18.god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，荣幸的是在抉择友人方面他给了你留了余地。
19.hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? " “尽力工作不会导致逝世亡！”不外我不会用本人去证实。
20.i’ll never forget the time we share together.我永远也不会忘却咱们在一起的日子。
21.life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。生活就像巧克力，个中味道难以预感。
22.living without goal is like sailing without a compass.没有目的的生涯就犹如不罗盘的航行。
23.love alone could waken love!只有爱才干唤醒爱！